Travel Ski With The Hogs 2005 Ski Report

UTAH Love Affair!

We love skiing in Utah for a number of reasons.

First, landing in Salt Lake City Airport is a breeze. It's convenient and close to the city and slopes. The rental car pick up is right across the street. No having to get on a bus to a remote lot with your skis and gear. Just have your buddy pick up the car and swing around!

Second, if you stay in Salt Lake City, you have a choice of nearly a dozen world class ski resorts. Even when snow conditions are dicey, the variety of locations adds a layer of security to your trip. Conditions at Alta differ from those at Deer Valley, which can differ dramatically from Park City even though they are only a few miles apart. In fact, on this trip Snowbird had to make snow, while Alta had plenty of base. They are only 2 miles apart!

Convenience and variety. That's something you can't get skiing anywhere else. Two big reasons why we LOVE skiing in Utah.

There are drawbacks however. The drinking laws are strange and difficult to understand. Although, they have relaxed a few of the really weird restrictions, we still had to buy a 12 dollar cold cut plate at Snowbasin just so we could have a couple of ales after a tough day skiing. The other weird thing is that beer sales are limited to beers containing 3.2% alcohol by weight, or 4% by volume or less. Imported beers are excluded from this dumb law. Weird.

Salt Lake City is still not a happening town, but there are enough restaurants and hot spots to keep us old farts happy. If you're a young "shredder" though you might be out of luck. Park City is an alternative and has a much more happening night scene for the youngsters. For us oldsters, Squatters, Red Rock Brewery and Baci are more than enough when it comes to night life. That and a six pack and the hot tub is all we need.

TRANSPORT

All of us flew some sort of Delta Airlines product. All of us agree: Delta deserves to be in the predicament they are in. They flat out SUCK! Delta like any other airline over books their flights and it may seem like anecdotal evidence, but they seem to do this far more than any other airline.

Their computer system blows too. I checked in on-line, but when I got to O'Hare to check by bags, the self service kiosk could not locate my reservation. I went outside to the sky cap with no luck. I had to wait in line with the rest of the jamokes who can't master the art of the kiosk or the sky cap. When I got to the counter, no problem. What gives? I ask the agent. Was this a plot to keep me standing in line? "Sometimes our system does that" was the detailed explanation.

Philster had an ungodly flight home. He wanted to change flights, but he had to wait until 3 hours before take-off to avoid the 150 dollar change fee. C'mon you have an empty seat. What difference does it make when it goes out? When it became clear that Philster could make the switch, they charged him 25 bucks. Fair enough. But why make him wait 10 minutes to confirm his credit card?

The other thing that bugs us is the use of the New Delhi call center. It used to be they trained the underpaid staff to the point where the accent isn't noticeable. Now they don't even give a shit if you know.

The service on the planes, if you can call it that is laughable. I did fly first class home and found it to be a decent experience. However, Russ and Dennis have horror stories to tell even when flying in the front of the plane.

ACCOMMODATIONS

We stayed at  the Marriott Residence Inn on the corner of 300 west and 300 south. I can't say enough about the convenience of this place.

First, our two bedroom room with 3 oversized queen beds and two full baths for under 120 dollars was great. We had a full kitchen with microwave and dishwasher along with a living room, fireplace and balcony.

Second, you gotta love the heated underground parking. One drawback is that if you have a ski rack on your SUV, you will have to take it off to fit under the 6 foot 4 inch clearance.

Third, free breakfast. And not some shitty continental breakfast. No, one with sausage, eggs, muffins, waffles, oatmeal, coffee and the rest of the fixins. It's not a Las Vegas buffet, but it's free. Combine that with happy hour and snacks at 6pm, and you have a winner.

Fourth, convenience. It's 10 minutes from the airport. It's 5 minutes to I-80 and on your way to the slopes. Snowbasin is 40 miles away and that's the FARTHEST you'll have to travel. It's not ski in ski out, but when you're skiing this early in the season, it's nice to have the flexibility of being able to choose which slopes have the best conditions.

DINING AND NIGHT LIFE:

Well this isn't Las Vegas, that's for sure. Utah still has these strange beer drinking and alcohol laws. They've lightened up a bit, but it's still weird.

Take the beer for instance: 3.2% is all that is allowed from domestic brews. Two fine breweries in Salt Lake City, Red Rock Canyon and Squatters are hampered by this goofy law.

Then there is the eating requirement. When we were at Earl's Lodge at Snow Basin, we were sitting in the wonderful bar. However, we could not order a beer without ordering a 12 dollar meat platter (see our picture page for this pathetic offering of salami and cheese).

Or the weird "club fee". The Bears were playing the Falcons Sunday night. Since Uncle Rusty is from Atlanta and Philster and Cyberhog are from Chicago, all wanted to watch a game at a sports bar with big screen TVs. You had to purchase a three-week "membership" in order to have the privilege of drinking without eating. I guess if you called it a cover charge, we wouldn't squawk, but since it's mandated by the government stemming from some stupid religious belief, it get's the hairs standing on the backs of our necks. 

Anyway, Park City is still a happening area for restaurants and bars (private clubs).

Dining Guide

Awful

Fair

Good

Outstanding

Gourmet
 

Some of the noteworthy dining establishments:

Baci
134 W. Pierpont Ave.
Salt Lake City, UT 84101
801-328-1500

Don't order bread and roasted garlic when dining with Uncle Rusty. He'll kill you. It's his big weakness. The guy must have ate three heads of garlic and a loaf of yummy bread. Don't forget the Parmigiano as well. This is first class, fresh Italian all the way. The wine menu is way overpriced though. Good, fresh Italian offerings in a happening atmosphere (as well as can be expected in SLC). We happened upon a group of high school aged kids at dress up night. They were everywhere. Whazzz up with that? No prom, no homecoming. Yuck.

Red Rock Brewery
254 S. 200 West
Salt Lake City, UT 84101
801-521-7446

Their food has actually surpassed the venerable squatters. Dennis and I had the Christmas Ale and if you're into Allspice in your brew (we're not) then you're in luck. Awesome food here from the salads to the soups to the meat dishes to the pizzas and oven grilled chicken.

Squatters
147 West Broadway
Salt Lake City, UT 84101
801-363-2739

Still has an extensive menu. For whatever reason it's not as appealing to me as it once was. I used to think I needed to try everything on their menu at least once, but unless my tastes have changed, their menu has. The food while still good isn't as good as it's Red Rock competition just down the street.

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