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Las Vegas Hotel Guide Strip Hotel Ratings

Hotels on the Strip

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The rating guide is designed so that we can give you the best description of each of the major properties on the Las Vegas strip. Remember these are not just Hotels, they are Experiences!

Each of these experiences has various components which contribute to your overall good/bad time. We will break each of these components down for you. See our strip hotel rating criteria for more information.

Also, we rely on your input. If you have a review to share please use our Strip Hotel Rating Form and share your experiences!

 

To see all of the ratings summarized, check out our Ratings Summary

Strip Hotels Rated

Ballys

Mirage

Bellagio

Monte Carlo

Bill's Gamblin Hall New York New York
Caesars Palace Orleans
Casino Royale Palace Station
Circus Circus NEW! Palazzo
Excalibur Palms

 Flamingo

Planet Hollywood

Hard Rock

Paris

Harrahs

Rio

Hooters

Riviera

Imperial Palace

Sahara

Las Vegas Hilton

Stratosphere

Luxor

Treasure_Island

Mandalay Bay

Tropicana
MGM Grand Venetian
  Wynn Las Vegas

Archives (RIP): Boardwalk Holiday Inn  Frontier  Stardust  Westward Ho

 

Strip hotel rating criteria

Component

Explanation

Percent of calculated total score

Food

Represents the variety and quality of food offered.  Does not include things like service,   price, waiting in lines, etc.

14%

Amenities

Things that are important to Hogs. Things like numbers of bars, quality of drinks, entertainment options, quality of cocktail waitresses, pool areas and cabanas, etc.

18%

Rooms

Since the Hogs do not stay in their rooms all that much, this is not a major factor in the overall rating. However, we do not like to stay in smelly cramped, dumpy rooms either. We're classy guys!

9%

Service

Very important. How responsive is the front desk? Does it take forever to get a table? What is the attitude of the staff? Anything that involves handling the Hog psyche is covered under service.

18%

Casino

Is it easy to get a table. Are the limits reasonable so that all Hogs may play. How are the rules for Blackjack? Is it easy to get comps?

18%

Location

Not so important, if you are using your hotel as a base of operations. But if you want to hit the strip, do you need to take a 20 minute cab ride?

9%

Value

Sure everything is great, but it costs an arm and a leg!! We don't mind paying for quality, but within reason!

14%

Overall Rating

Takes everything into account, and gives a final numerical rating to the property. We then tell you what type of experience you can expect to find at this hotel.

100%