http://www.hardrockhotel.com

The Hard Rock is a nice place don't get us wrong. If we wanna ogle young babes by the pool/casino/hotel, this is the place. But it doesn't really CATER to the Hog. The casino is very small, noisy and cramped, the dealers are punks at worst, indifferent at best, with mediocre Blackjack. And while the cute young babes look great in their bikinis by the pool, it's no fun having them scream and yell at the BJ table, or worse having their nail head boyfriend take bust cards from the dealer with their bonehead plays at third base. Also, make sure you are sober enough because the color difference between 5 and 25 dollar chips is very slight, and some of the table designs suggest that you should be within therapeutic range of your anti-seizure medication as well.  The new expansion added rooms and a revamped pool area, but it didn't add much in the way of amenities. Expect wanna be Hogs up to 35 year old Hogs here all of whom really think they're hot shit and you're not.

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