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Celebrity
Hogs
A lot of people ask us, "Well we
know the Hog Creed, and some of your favorite things, but what does a Hog actually look
like?"
Instead of shocking you with pictures of ourselves (Caveman Joe once said "
women don't talk to me because my good looks intimidate them"), we've
decided to save on bandwidth and give you examples instead.
In fact, we'll give you examples of men
who ARE Hogs, AND men who are NOT!!!!
Hogs |
Anti-Hogs |
| Tim
Allen |
Woody
Allen |
Paul Newman |
Tom
Cruise |
| Any male
on "Cheers" (except Frazier) |
Any male
on "Friends" or "Seinfeld" |
| Teddy
Roosevelt |
Jimmy
Carter |
| Most
Football and Hockey Players |
Most
Basketball and Soccer Players |
| Harry
Caray (see Hall of Fame) |
Chip
Caray |
| Jackie
Gleason (see Hall of Fame) |
Mick
Jagger |
| Mel
Gibson |
Robert
Redford |
| Arnold
Schwarzenegger |
Sylvester
Stallone |
| Art
Carney |
Hume
Cronin |
| Brett
Favre |
Troy
Aikman |
| Babe
Ruth (see Hall of Fame) |
Joe
DiMaggio |
| Homer
Simpson (see Hall of Fame) |
Dr Katz |
| Norman
Schwarzkopf |
Prince
Charles |
| Frank
Sinatra (see Hall of Fame) |
David
Bowie |
| George
Foreman |
Mike
Tyson |
| Curly
(see Hall of Fame) |
Joe
Besser |
| Chris
Farley |
David
Spade |
| John
Belushi |
Dan
Akroyd |
| Spencer
Tracy |
Jimmy
Stewart |
| Blues
Traveller |
Smashing
Pumpkins |
| Al Bundy |
Ted
Bundy |
| Mike
Ditka (see Hall of Fame) |
Phil
Jackson |
| Mark
McGwire |
Jose Canseco |
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Al McGuire |
Bill Packer |
Do YOU have an idea of what a
Hog is?
Send us YOUR examples
of Hogs and Non Hogs. Notice how each comparison usually comes from the same
"field"? For example, actors, politicians, sports figures etc. Read the above
examples and you'll get the idea. We'd love to hear some of YOUR examples
and will gladly post them if it fits our highly subjective criteria. Just send us an
e-mail to
hogs@hanginwiththehogs.com
Visit the
Hog Hall of Fame when you
can. The above individuals indicated as such are Hall of Famers and have a brief profile
(attesting to their "Hogness") on the Hall of Fame page.
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Celebrity Hogs